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:: Saturday, February 15, 2003 ::

I am a college student Got this from Becky. I took some out because they were kinda stupid, but here's the rest of them. Some are better than others, but here it is:

I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT....

I am a college student. I wear the same pants every day for two weeks to avoid doing a $1.50 load of laundry.

I am a college student.I now have Mono and no idea who I got it from, if you know what I mean.

I am a college student. I have a specific shower stall which I refer to as "mine" and my feet will never touch the floor of it.

I am a college student. I try to rotate stalls in the bathroom so I can read all the material taped to the walls.

I am a MALE college student. I always have more than one condom on hand. Two in one night? Morning after? You never know.

I am a college student. I now fail to distinguish the difference in taste between water and beer.

I am a college student. I didn't get my homework done because the kid I share a book with wasn't home last night to get it to me.

I am a college student. Drunken scrawlings on my message board or late night drunken IM's from friends across campus no longer perplex me.

I am a college student. Somebody keeps stealing my damn message board marker.

I am a college student. I pre-party in my room just so I will be drunk enough not to notice the sub-zero weather when I walk to the bar without a coat.

I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my classes so that I will have a reason to go to that class. I will, however, never talk to any of these hotties.

I am a college student. I can no longer remember what was cooked in those dirty dishes.

I am a college student. I have seen more than one party turn into a strip show.

I am a college student. My telephone number only has 4 digits.

I am a college student. I have spent nights on the floor because I couldn't get up the ladder to my bed.

I am a college student. I see no problem fitting 2 people in one twin size bed.

I am a MALE college student. I know that a gentleman would let her sleep next to the wall. (It's a long way to the floor.)

I am a college student. I will cross busy streets just to pick up what might be a quarter.

I am a college student. I want a girlfriend/boyfriend that disappears from 9pm-2am every Friday and Saturday night, reappearing undressed in bed with me when I get home.

I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on TV, I say, "I can't wait to RENT that"

I am a college student. Going "out to eat" no longer involves getting in a vehicle.

I am a college student. I don't know half of my professors' names.

I am a FEMALE college student. I use empty beer bottles for vases.

I am a college student. Christmas lights are a year-round decoration.

I am a college student. If it doesn't look or smell dirty, even if it has been on the floor for 3 days, it can be worn again.

I am a college student. Nat Lite is a high class beer.

I am a college student. To get extra money, I sell my plasma, or my roommate's CD's.

I am a college student. 3:00 am trips to Walmart are normal, and I am used to being tossed out of Walmart drunk in the wee hours of the morning.

I am a college student. The only times that I eat breakfast are when I am still up from partying the night before...and Steak and Shake (Gladys Knights or Waffle House--depends on what day of the month) is open and full of other drunk college students.

I am a college student. I am an easy target for cops.

I am a college student. I have been busted by the cops.

I am a college student. I have cussed out the people on the floor above me for being too loud at 3:00 am.

I am a college student. I have banged on the wall of the people next door to me for having loud sex at 3:00 am.

I am a college student. I use milk crates for furniture and blankets to cover my window.

I am a college student. I plead to not drive whenever a group of us go out just so I don't lose my parking spot.

I am a college student. I hate bike cops.

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