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:: Monday, December 23, 2002 ::

Memo To Senator Lott: Get Over Yourself
But the senator also alluded to unnamed political enemies who have been lying in wait for a chance to pounce — and found it 2 1/2 weeks ago, when Lott's praise of Sen. Strom Thurmond's 1948 segregationist run for president ignited a firestorm of criticism.
Now, here are some very explicit directions on how to achieve this:

1) Recruit someone to help you. This should be a close friend.
2) Have them steady you, as you don't want to go tumbling after you follow the next steps.
3) Place hands securely around your neck. Make sure your hands aren't sweaty, as you want to have a nice firm grip.
4) Quickly and forcefully, remove head from ass.

Following these quick and easy steps will reduce your chances of making an ass of yourself and your party in the future.

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:: Bitter 11:36 AM [+] ::
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