:: The Bitch Girls ::

:: Tuesday, January 07, 2003 ::

Sucks To Be Them Problem 1:

Troubled Morris Brown College announced it will abridge its 15-week spring semester into seven weeks so students can complete classes before an accreditation appeal hearing.
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The new schedule will require students to spend 110 minutes in each class rather than 50 minutes.

I would be on a rampage if my school doubled the workload. Actually, I'd be in class so many hours, I wouldn't have time to schedule a rampage between classes. Besides, if I get my desired schedule, I'll be done with classes on Wednesday by 4 PM next semester.

Problem 2:

Morris Brown President Charles Taylor has said the school will seek accreditation from another source if it loses its appeal.

I've never been involved in seeking accreditation for a college, but I'm assuming it's not the easiest thing in the world.

Problem 3:

Taylor recently estimated the college's debt at $27 million.

Again, sucks to be them.

Problem 4:

Former Morris Brown president Dolores Cross resigned in February.

I think I was the only happy person when our president left.

Problem 5:

Federal investigators are looking into whether the school illegally received millions in student financial aid and used it to pay debts.

That's just cruel.

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:: Bitter 9:49 PM [+] ::
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