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:: Monday, January 01, 2007 ::
My only Saddam post:Saddam Hussein has FINALLY been executed for "crimes against humanity". But what exactly were those crimes?
I have a list:
* Being the source of those annoying "XXX hot amateur camel action!" spam e-mails. That stuff is only XX, at best.
* Deliberately refusing to cooperate with UN resolutions, thus giving the UN unwarranted credibility by acknowledging its existence.
* Saying what the crazy voices inside his head told him to without giving them proper credit - plagiarism is WRONG, people!
* Capitalizing the "i" in iPod.
* Attempting to acquire nuclear weapons without having poofy hair.
* Forcing all women to wear burkhas instead of just the ugly ones.
* Running over puppies with his Segway.
* Killing his political enemies and throwing them in mass graves in CLEAR violation of Iraq's recycling laws.
* Jar-Jar was originally Saddam's idea.
* As was the Star Wars Holiday Special.
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:: Bitter 10:19 AM [+] ::
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